Mai Times

      More Letters From Paradise

             MAI TIMES
   issue 1 vol.1 August 23, 2014

      MOP FIGHT            
Mai Tai recently fought
a brave fight with the
Swiffer mop. He retired
to consider his future
options. story p. 3

       GPS
Mai Tai has his own
GPS system which enables
him to find the exact
place under your seat
or feet. more p. 3

OBJECTS RECOVERED
Stolen objects were
found under the master
bed. Objects found
included..p.6

TOILET PAPER THIEF
When it was assumed
that only cats had
this habit. more p.7

PALM TREES INSPECTED
Evening walks finds
Mai Tai inspecting
all the palms for
any messages left
for him. more p.10

NEW TRAINER SOUGHT
Two large, heavily scarred
pit bull dogs with
muzzles were placed
in a group with Mai Tai.
They were there by a court
order, or would be "put down"
after having bitten 2 people.
The trainer removed the
muzzles and it was decided it
would be too dangerous
for Mai Tai to remain.
           story p. 7

    Aloha
    Grant