Mai Times

      More Letters From Paradise
             Mai Times
           Vol.1 issue 2

 OFF THE ROLL
Toilet paper all
across bathroom
floor again. Usual
suspect interviewed.
story p. 5

PLAYING ALONE
Small subject
very fuzzy, enjoys
chewing very old
bone. Flavor called
into question.
story p. 2

HOPE FOR ROPE
Small fuzzy subject
will bring thick
rope to person
wanting a play
partner. Requires
prompt action.
story p. 3

INVESTIGATION
CONTINUES
All palm trees
along Ala Wai
Canal subject
to scent us by
fuzzy subject.
   more p.3

SNIFF THIS
Small fuzzy subject
greatly surprised
by Boxer placing
nose on rear.
story p.2

        Aloha
        Grant